a man was driving his car on a cross-country trip from the west coast to the east coast. as he was driving on the highway, the gasmeter started to beep red. lucky for him, the nearest petrol kiosk was juz a few hundred metres ahead, so he drove in. as he entered the petrol kiosk, a signboard caught his eye:
"water free today, petrol free tomorrow."
wow, he thought, i shall top up my water today and put up in a nearby motel, then top up my petrol tomorrow. and so he did...
~the next day~
man:" gimme a full tank," he said to the guy at the petrol kiosk.
the man went into the mart at the petrol kiosk to get some donuts n papers. as he approached the counter to pay for his stuff, the cashier said:" that'll be 105 bucks, thank you."
"wat the hell? the donuts and papers cost 105 bucks?!!" exclaimed the man.
"oh, no sir, the papers n donuts cost u 5 bucks, the other 100 is for the petrol," replied the cashier with utmost politeness.
"wat? but ur signboard said 'water free today, petrol free tomorrow'," retorted the man.
"exactly," replied the cashier in all calmness...
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